Does Computers Makes Life Easier?

Well...
It really depends on what you mean by "Easier"...
I mean first, you need to get a computer. You might ask your friends for advices but also you could go watching some info com channels and see what others have and do...


Okay...
So we know now that DELL computers are good for porn...
Now, you might want to learn about using your computer, what are the best software,what is a pop up blocker...


Right, so you go and buy a computer... Remember that these pieces of equipment are fragile...


Now, one very interesting feature and service is the Internet. You can find anything with that, but in order to do so, you need to use a search engine...


So now, you use the Internet... Be really wary of those funny games people send by emails...


And if per any chances you use a computer at work and knows fuck about them... Don't try to fake it...

Ready To Get Married??

Well we know that the day we get married we sign up for the biggest mistake of our life...
Seriously...
For now it's all pink and fun...
Sex every day...
No arguments...
In a couple of years this will be:
Arguments every day...
No sex...
But on the day itself it can be quite fun...
Like this best man fucking up the whole ceremony...



I think that this would be the best time for the groom to get the fuck out of there...



Maybe Aunt Jane had a few too many the night before and get very unstable at church...



And if it is not Aunt Jane then it's the best man...



So let's enjoy these moments since it is not our big day but their fucked up day...

These Guys Won't Have Kids...

This PE teacher is a complete moron...
All muscles and no brain...
Deserves what he got...


I have to say that those two kids are pretty good at it...
Wonder if their parents surf the net though...


We have the distance...
We have the height...
We have the strength...
OUCH!!


I have to say...
That is THE BEST prank I've ever seen...
Can't wait to try it...


The trick when you build and want to launch a bottle rocket is to be patient...
Those little fuses are very temple mental...


Playgrounds are for kids...
Just for kids...
Or idiots...

Let's Play DodgeBall...

Well...
Actually those guys aren't the best at dodging...
Let see...
I'm big...
I'm Strong...
And I'm a fucking moron...


You know that the States have a national soccer teams?
No kidding...
They are called the Eagles...
They suck...
And that is why...


Exercise balls are meant to be exercise items...
Exercise woman!!
Fucking exercise!!


Sport is good...
Basketball is very good...
But if you suck at it someone needs to tell you that you do...
Whatever it takes...


When you got friends like these you don't really need any enemies...


Listening to the races...
Setting up the table on a beautiful Sunday...
And then...

Let's Talk About Morons....

So...
They are everywhere...
The truth is out there...
Yes...
The morons are upon us...
Let see how two burglars are defeated by a stool and a broom...
How bullet proof glass is also moron proof...
And... The explanation behind the expression:
"As thick as a brick"...


I don't know why but it seems that morons always try to do what they cannot do...
Note also that exercise is good to lose those extra few pounds but if there is too much of these well...
Forget about it...


This guy is the perfect moron...
You know why?
Because at the end the guy admits that it was a bad idea...


Well, what could happen if you give a moron a long log of wood?
Would he light fire?
Would he cut it for fire wood?
Tss Tss...
Do not forget...
He's a moron...


Okay, let me explain something...
The order of the lights on the traffic lights in the UK is the following (Starting with stopping):

1. Red (Don't fucking move).
2. Red-Orange (Get that gas pedal roaring).
3. Green (Kill that old lady who's too slow on the zebra).
4. Orange (Better get ready to stop, the warden is around the freaking corner).

Well, this is coming from "Who Want's To Be A Millionaire" in the UK...

I Fail, You Fail, He Fail... They Suck!!

Here are a bunch of massive failures and ownages...
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#5:

Top 5 Of The Best Pranks Ever...

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