Saturday, February 21, 2009

Let's Talk About Morons....

So...
They are everywhere...
The truth is out there...
Yes...
The morons are upon us...
Let see how two burglars are defeated by a stool and a broom...
How bullet proof glass is also moron proof...
And... The explanation behind the expression:
"As thick as a brick"...


I don't know why but it seems that morons always try to do what they cannot do...
Note also that exercise is good to lose those extra few pounds but if there is too much of these well...
Forget about it...


This guy is the perfect moron...
You know why?
Because at the end the guy admits that it was a bad idea...


Well, what could happen if you give a moron a long log of wood?
Would he light fire?
Would he cut it for fire wood?
Tss Tss...
Do not forget...
He's a moron...


Okay, let me explain something...
The order of the lights on the traffic lights in the UK is the following (Starting with stopping):
  1. Red (Don't fucking move).
  2. Red-Orange (Get that gas pedal roaring).
  3. Green (Kill that old lady who's too slow on the zebra).
  4. Orange (Better get ready to stop, the warden is around the freaking corner).
Well, this is coming from "Who Want's To Be A Millionaire" in the UK...

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